I am the bitch with the hot guitar

alegbra:

abstraire:

Maddie, The Coonhound

the most punk rock dog in the world

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iminitforthethrill:

>:I

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pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

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life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

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